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« Thread Started on Jan 18, 2005, 6:54am » | |
Ohhhhhh I hate it when you pull up at a light and know the person next to you is giving your car the strong eye. You smash off at the light cause you know your a badass. They follow you and follow you until you stop at a place like 7-11 and wait for you to get out. Mind you if you have tinted windows they cant see that your FEMALE. So along with my story. I get followed for 4 miles until I stop my joyride and cruise into a 7-11. As Im getting out of my car the "stalker" car pulls in as well. Rolls down the window and says "I'd race you if you weren't rolling your boyfriends car" I of course reply screw you douchebag its mine and blah blah blah then buttcan exhaust man tears out of the parking lot after our tiff and decides to attempt a burn out. LOL karmas a bitch! dipshit burns all the way across the road and jumps the curb....hahaha douche... he completely cracked his kit and flipped me off. WTF . I thoroughly enjoyed watching him make an ass out of himself though. Thats just a lesson about fucking with vw drivers...espcecially us crazy female types......
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« Reply #1 on Jan 18, 2005, 1:24pm » | |
The PNW is plauged with retarded ricers. I'm sorry you caught the attention of one such fag. 
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« Reply #2 on Jan 18, 2005, 2:05pm » | |
Ha Ha that's great.
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« Reply #3 on Jan 18, 2005, 4:16pm » | |
Quote:| buttcan exhaust man tears out of the parking lot after our tiff and decides to attempt a burn out. LOL karmas a bitch! dipshit burns all the way across the road and jumps the curb.... |
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HAHAHAHA that is hilarious, I would have been rollin on the ground from laughing so hard.
Gotta love karma
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« Reply #4 on Jan 19, 2005, 1:50pm » | |
heh... thats a great one lmao
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« Reply #5 on Jan 20, 2005, 3:22am » | |
haa nice.
none will beat those ricers at starbucks tho!!
haha that one guy musta goneby like 10 times.
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« Reply #6 on Jan 21, 2005, 4:52pm » | |
"Dont have a car alarm if your not enuff of a genius to know how to shut it off.......He totally ran that stop sign."
That guy and Integra boy with his roof scoop and "european" stickers lol. Wtf is the purpose of a roof scoop anyway. You know his car isnt fast enough for that to even have a point other then to look like someone put a pop top on his car. THE WING! sigh...honda people are soo special thats I just wanna go give them a hug and ask them why they destroy cars for fun? They're all sadistic bastards I tell you. Huge buttcan exhausts, roof scoops and nos stickers...oh and altezza's he must have had a kagillion hp. You know that roof scoops add about a 100 hp right? Just ask em...any honda driver......OK ok I think Im done bashing people who obviously dont know enough to buy a vw. We need something.....like just start offering rides to ricers and show them...you could have a non-hoopty if you wanted to spend more then $400 on 82nd.  Lordy Im a mean girl....
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« Reply #7 on Jan 21, 2005, 5:18pm » | |
well, in rally cars, roof scoops bring in fresh air to breath. In other cars they're basically air intakes for mid/rear engines. But, um... on an integra, well most of the scoops on 'rice' cars are fuckin ghetto plastic stick-ons, my favorite are the hood scoops where you can see the hood under them... it's awesomeness. You have to have stickers, they reduce drag. The more stickers you have the better of a person you are. And the "euro" look, no idea where that came from, but that just means you've got lots of money.
But seriously, I love honda, if they didn't make cars, all those idiot ricers would be buying vw's and dicking them up.
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« Reply #8 on Jan 21, 2005, 11:51pm » | |
Very good point. But this guy was ridiculous...to the point that I yelled at him to just go home....
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« Reply #9 on Jan 21, 2005, 11:58pm » | |
you just mad that you can't sport the rally scoop and the bull nose hood danneille HAHA the scoops are like 150 and stick-on... come on lets put one on HAHA
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« Reply #10 on Jan 22, 2005, 12:08am » | |
Pat...you couldnt pay me enough money to make my car look that stupid. Mind you the strobing headlights are bad enough....But no way in hell would i put a roof scoop on. Youd have to do it to my car when i was asleep or something cause id just rip it off as soon as i saw it. Thats almost as bad as the idea of putting a honda power sticker on my dub. hee hee
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« Reply #11 on Jan 27, 2005, 3:18am » | |
Quote:| Very good point. But this guy was ridiculous...to the point that I yelled at him to just go home.... |
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that was the highlight, I love random outbursts like that. 
Actually, I think they use the scoops to suck up air, adding drag, so they slow their "rocketships with wheels" down, that way they don't have to worry about becoming airborne from their giant airplane wings.
Just a theory, but makes sense. 
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« Reply #12 on Jan 27, 2005, 7:12am » | |
Oh, yeah okay gotta slow the rice rockets down a bit.
I like my two favorite cars lately, a mazda protoge lowered on stock wheels, not even like snow tires, just lame ass stock wheels.
Oh and the other one, dunno what it was, but it had a big MOMO Corsa or whatever sticker on the windshield, but I looked in, couldn't find anything made by momo anywhere inside. It was funny really, I was expecting at least a shift knob or something. nope.
yeah, some people should just ride the bus.
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